We now add more hilarious Bisaya and Tagalog jokes for this year 2016. We post endless series of Bisaya jokes and funny Filipino (sometimes bastos) lines often, so visit us often. If you missed the other parts, check out more Cebuano and Filipino jokes in our archives.

Enjoy part 24 of our Pinoy joke series 2016.

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Babaeng bulol sa sulod sa taxi
BABAE:”dlaybel katuod ka ani nga adles?”
DRIVER:”unsa may address?”
BABAE:”siksik oten patay titi!”
DRIVER:”pabasa be….ah….66010 PASAY CITY!

NYahahaha

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Hidden Soldiers!
..ang tubag ni Pacman sa pangutana kung unsay iyang shampoo!

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Difference between a high school student from a college student when they have their monthly period:

High school student: “Shit! Meron ako!”
College student: “YES! Meron ako!”

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GURO: “Ano ang kabuuang salita ng “Can’t?”
ERAP: “Cannot.”
GURO: “E, unsa man ang “Don’t?”
ERAP: “Doughnut.

Nyahahah

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TULOK: “Pare, kabalo ka anang kasabihang “tell me your friends are? Dili ko kabalo sa sumpay.”
KULAS: “Ah, kana ba? Ingun ani na Pre, tell me your friends are and I’ll tell you my friends pud!”

hahahaaa

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GAL1: “Gikuha ko’g model sa commercial. Kaso, dili ko kabalo sa akong buhaton.”
GAL2: “Sige, sogot lang..ako gani, gikuha ko’g model sa toothpaste, gipakita ra nako nga nag toothbrush ko”.
GAL1: “Mao ba? Sige, mosogot nalang ko.”
GAL2: “Unsa man di ay na nga produkto ang imo?”
GAL1: Ph Care!

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Maestra: Miguel, where is Egypt?

Miguel: Egypt is parked across the street.

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Nagbalikbayan ang anak ni Karyo after 20 years sa Amerika. Isang umaga, nag-uusap ang mag-ama:
KARYO: “John, marami akong ITINURO sa ating bagong maid.”
JOHN: “Dad, please speak in English!”
KARYO: “John, I fingered our new maid many times!”

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SUMPAY SA MOTTO

* Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
* Better late than pregnant.
* Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
* It’s better to cheat than to repeat!
* Do unto others… then run!

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Maraming Daan!

Ely Soriano: Ang Dating Daan
I. N. K.: Ang Tamang Daan
PENOY: Ang Matuwid na Daan
Gen. Ligot: Di Ko MatanDAAN

hahahaha

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