Brain Contour

Woohoo — A joke forwarded to my email. Read on… A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where t he sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids

“That’s nice”, she thinks, “but I want more.” So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: